btw: I think these kids are all high.
Enjoy.
Sky dive in slow motion. (Wow....)
Break an air conditioner. (Have you tried...dropping it?)
Attack a wolf. (And pray that he's sleeping)
Sleep underwater. (Watery graves are the mob's specialty)
Capture an octopus. (and do what with it?)
Have a party in space. (Sweet)
Go inside the Treasury Building and steal the treasures. (he's going to be so disappointed when he grows up)
Become a Ghost Hunter. (Solid pension benefits complete with early retirement)
Travel to Uranus. (this one had me in tears because they didn't get it)
Go see a demolition derby and pray for the people there. (I love it)
Fight my karate instructor. (Any odds on winning)
Ride a jet pack. (love it)
Sky dive in slow motion. (Wow....)
Break an air conditioner. (Have you tried...dropping it?)
Attack a wolf. (And pray that he's sleeping)
Sleep underwater. (Watery graves are the mob's specialty)
Capture an octopus. (and do what with it?)
Have a party in space. (Sweet)
Go inside the Treasury Building and steal the treasures. (he's going to be so disappointed when he grows up)
Become a Ghost Hunter. (Solid pension benefits complete with early retirement)
Travel to Uranus. (this one had me in tears because they didn't get it)
Go see a demolition derby and pray for the people there. (I love it)
Fight my karate instructor. (Any odds on winning)
Ride a jet pack. (love it)
Enslave the dolphins. (Your guess is as good as mine)
Jump from a 12-story building onto my bed. (Hope your close by)
Punch and fight a bank robber. (Find one)
Figure out how to not die. (Good Luck....keep me posted)
Find the Kraken. (.....)
Raise a monkey. (Much Like Children I imagine)
Crash a plane into something. (This child is not Muslim)
Defenestrate myself. (No comment needed)
Throw quarters out of a plane. (How much damage could that cause?)
Join the Army. (respect)
Have a conversation with a parrot. (About global warming no doubt)
Pull a tiger's tail and run. (Run fast little one)
Jump off a cruise boat. (I hope you can swim)
Go to jail and then do a prison break. (I hope they realize that it's not a reality show...)
Ride on top of a helicopter. (think about that...)
Eat a killer whale and say "Who's the killer now?!" (Bad Ass Moby Dick)
Cut a volcano open with a chainsaw. (Molten Madnes)
Ride a horse backwards. (yessssssss)
Jump in a pool with a crocodile. (For What? To exchange compliments?)
Walk into the Apple Store and tell everyone "I'm a PC". (Sweet)
Win the lottery and get $1,000. (hahahahahahaha winner winner, chicken dinner)
Do the moonwalk ON THE MOON. (Love it)
Play with a gorilla. (Chess I imagine)
Make my sister cry. (hmm)
Go to the zoo and call out the gorillas until they fight me. (This is how evolution happens)
Make a hole in a shark tank and run away before anyone notices. (How fast can you run?)
Fill a pool with chocolate and wrestle someone in it. (Wait. Till. College.)
Eat a rat. (Yuck)
Buy a mansion, burn it, cash in on insurance. (Criminal Minds Start Young)
Fight a bird. (I vote ostrich)
Hunt a gorilla. (Banana Robber!)
Jump off the moon. (To where?)
Destroy a house with rocks. Only rocks. (Forrest Gump Lover)
Get shot while I wear a bullet-proof vest.(Still hurts dude)
Kill time. (Worthy Goal Young Einstien)
Get some muscles. (One Day)
Mutate a human being (Into What?)
What's in your bucket list? Mine grows every day, todays was sky dive out of my Office Window....It was a beautiful day.
